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Why did you send me a picture of a dick?

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It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.

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(815): Why did you send me a picture of a dick? (630): It was an accident sry. Not mine tho. http://tfl.nu/rf2s

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I think I took your hangover as a birthday present

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(740): I think I took your hangover as a birthday present http://tfl.nu/q2lj

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Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.

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Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.

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(951): Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night. (951): Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended. http://tfl.nu/dcrw

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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.

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(917): I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex. http://tfl.nu/nr6p

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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.

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(518): i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that. http://tfl.nu/4wam

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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.

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(404): What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs. http://tfl.nu/w7nv

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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...

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(315): and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame... http://tfl.nu/05iu

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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"

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(917): They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?" http://tfl.nu/nrwr

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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.

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(402): Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house. http://tfl.nu/lo56

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He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.

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(248): He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup. http://tfl.nu/dnmt

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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night

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(931): Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night http://tfl.nu/chyx

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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life

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(214): Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life http://tfl.nu/rhcn

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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.

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(210): Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it. http://tfl.nu/xm4g

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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!

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(404): It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff! http://tfl.nu/0n5x

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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.

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(202): Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT. http://tfl.nu/f3qw

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