all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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