I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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