love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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