he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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