it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
