Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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