Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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