He is such a slut. More and more my type.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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