is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
it hurts more in the daytime
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
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in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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