don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
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Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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