her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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