apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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