I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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