Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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