Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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