He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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