Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
