I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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