before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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