Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
