so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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