He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I had to cum in my sink.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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