Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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