hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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