He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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