Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Randomize
