went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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