i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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