doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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