your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
should my penis look like a turkey
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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