he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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