Define "chronic" masturbator.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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