If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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