Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
29 Unspoken Rules Of “Bro Code”
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
23 “Girl Codes” Guys Probably Don’t Know About
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?