just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?