I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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