You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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