My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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