this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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