Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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