Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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