only if we run a train.
done.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
did you just send me my own nude
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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