i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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