New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
then he tried to convert me to islam
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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