Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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