He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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