that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I looked at my own cervix.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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