just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
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If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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