I feel great
I just peed on a car
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.