I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.