I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.