We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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