guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
