batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
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Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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