Is it normal to miss your booty call?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
third nipple confirmed
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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