apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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